Yep.

Well, today happened.
I'm pretty sure only a couple good things happened.
Actually, I bet you are just dying to know what happened today.
Well, lets not keep you waiting, shall we?

I snoozed too long and wasn't able to shower before work, and I also didn't get breakfast either.
Fail.
I actually got a fair amount of cakes made.
Win.
My coworker told me I should do the Medifast diet with her.
Fail.
*Remind me to not eat/take breaks around coworkers anymore- I'd rather sit outside and freeze.
Ate lunch and was super hungry an hour later.
Fail.
Bought a good amount of produce to eat.
Win.
Got roped into making dinner.
Fail.
Yoga'd.
Win. (It was ridiculously needed)
Had delicious tea after yoga- a tea party, if you will.
Win.
Got asked why I didn't see friends anymore, and responded with the fact that they are all married and had lives.
Fail.

Well, the fails take it with a score of 4 to 3.
I blame it all on not Jazzercising this week.
It has thrown off my groove.
I'm exhausted from yoga, and I hope tomorrow is even a little better.
I'll be eating in a random place where no one will find me.
I'd threaten to stop eating, but I know that'll never happen.
I get too mean when I'm hungry.
That totally ruined my day.
Mainly cause its the truth.
Fuck. My. Life.

I'm going to drink away my sorrows in my dreams, hopefully.
I hope it's 5 o'clock in margaritadreamville.

I will leave you with a picture from my post yoga tea party.
It was fab- chamomile tea with honey made an appearance.
I highly recommend.
Keep it real.

Your life long failure,
BAMF